notahammer:

I've got red in my ledger. They don't put a name like The Black Widow
on your tombstone if you spent your life doling out lollipops
and fruit juice. Believe me, I earned this.

(via shadowedkitten)

divascreech:

"not every show needs queer characters"

well not every show needs 25 straight white carbon copies of the same characters from every other show ever aired in the history of television yet here we are with ten thousand of you on tv and one of me if I’m lucky

how dare you eat a feast, throw me a bone while I’m starving, and then tell me to be happy that I’m finally equal to you you spoiled entitled brat

(via puntouchable)

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

(via shadowedkitten)

inonibird:

Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra

(via shadowedkitten)

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

In Junior High a girl once told me my answer to that question was “wrong”.

(via puntouchable)

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

(Source: funnyfandomfeelz, via aughisky)